I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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