i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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