please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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