school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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