I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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