I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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