...so i touched it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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