my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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