The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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