what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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