yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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