U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Randomize
