being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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