Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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