watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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