I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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