My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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