I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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