Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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