were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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