lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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