doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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