were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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