So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This is my gift to your gina
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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