just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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