Your tits are I can't wait for
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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