i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Randomize
