I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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