What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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