Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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