You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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