I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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