stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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