it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
