if you like me you must not know who I am
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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