At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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