are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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