a queef is a wish your heart makes.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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