we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it because I queefed?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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