glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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