New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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