belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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