When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I need you to use more vowels.
ttyl tear gas
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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