Ambien. No doubt about it.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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