..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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