why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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