No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Randomize
