Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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