I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
