so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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